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Hello all

Cynthia, we also had Christ be Our Light on Sunday....a favourite of mine and so I was singing the chorus driving back home, it's very catchy.

Gentle hugs for all who feel sad today x

Good morning :-)


The Transfiguration – so much light!

The Transfiguration

Evening fast was falling
As Peter, James and John
Accompanied their Saviour
Sense of weariness forgone.

As they climbed the mountain
That led them to the place
Where an expression of His divinity
Left its illuminating trace.

While Jesus bowed in lowliness
Upon the stony ground
The heavens suddenly opened
And God’s glory shone around.

Holy radiance descended
Enshrouding His slight form
Divinity flashed through humanity,
His Godlike countenance was born.

Besides Jesus stood two beings
In the light of glory bright
It was Moses and Elijah
Seen so clearly in the night.

Clothed with the light of heaven
Christ, the King of Heaven stood
Before the crown, must come the cross
Followed by Priesthood.

Cx :-)

Good afternoon :-)

I had an unexpected visitor this morning so am running late...... :-D


The Transfiguration – Light

One of the hymns we sang yesterday fits the bill perfectly. It’s a tune that can go round and round in your head - all day! Happy singing! https://youtu.be/Tr5XhaRaL0M


Longing for light, we wait in darkness.
Longing for truth, we turn to you.
Make us your own, your holy people,
light for the world to see.
Chorus

Christ, be our light!
Shine in our hearts.
Shine through the darkness.
Christ, be our light!
Shine in your church gathered today.

Longing for peace, our world is troubled.
Longing for hope, many despair.
Your word alone has power to save us.
Make us your living voice.
Chorus

Longing for food, many are hungry.
Longing for water, many still thirst.
Make us your bread, broken for others,
shared until all are fed.
Chorus

Longing for shelter, many are homeless.
Longing for warmth, many are cold.
Make us your building, sheltering others,
walls made of living stone.
Chorus

Many the gifts, many the people,
many the hearts that yearn to belong.
Let us be servants to one another,
making your kingdom come.
Chorus

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

Today we celebrate the Feast of the Transfiguration - the day Jesus was made radiant in Glory.


Collect (special prayer) for today:
Father in heaven,
whose Son Jesus Christ was wonderfully transfigured
before chosen witnesses upon the holy mountain,
and spoke of the exodus he would accomplish at Jerusalem:
give us strength so to hear his voice and bear our cross
that in the world to come we may see him as he is;
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

Hello Vera and its good to know that, despite a couple of setbacks, your OH is progressing well. There's never a dull moment is there? Sending love. <3

Miserable weather today - so a couple of questions:


Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117

Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 119

Q: Which chapter is in the centre of the Bible?
A: Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118
Add these numbers up and you get 1188.

Q: What is the central verse in the Bible?
A: Psalms 118:8
Which reads:
"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."

Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives?

You bet it does! <3

Cx :-)

Good to see you Tabitha. Very belated congratulations on your 25th anniversary. Your "Carp Ark" story made me smile :-)

I am enjoying this week's stories.

Thank you for your kind thoughts for my OH. He has made an amazing recovery. 7-8 days ago he was so ill that I thought it would take him weeks to recover and yet he is almost back to normal already. Without going into the boring details we have had another couple of setbacks this week but we're getting over them. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger so I think we must be getting very strong now ;-)

Sending a hug to anyone who looks in who is also going through a rough patch <3

Good morning :-)


Uncertain weather - read a story :-)


A well-respected scholar and avowed atheist was speaking at a large outdoor picnic. He spoke for two and a half hours attempting to prove that the resurrection of Jesus was false. He quoted scholar after scholar and book after book. He concluded that, as there was no such thing as the historical resurrection, the religious tradition of the church was groundless emotional nonsense because it was based on a relationship with a risen Jesus, who never rose from the dead in any literal sense. He then asked if there were any questions.

After about 30 seconds, an old preacher stood up. "Sir, I have one question," he said as all eyes turned toward him. He reached into his bag and pulled out an apple he had been eating. "My question is a simple question," he said before taking another bite of the apple. He continued, "I haven't read all the books you have, and I can't recite the Scriptures in the original Greek." He took a couple more bites of the apple and said, "I don't know a thing about Niebuhr and Heidegger."

He finished the apple and said, "All I want to know is: this apple I just finished, was it tart or sweet?"

The speaker paused for a moment and answered in exemplary scholarly fashion, "I cannot possibly answer that question, for I haven't tasted your apple."

The white-haired preacher dropped the core of his apple into his crumpled paper bag and said calmly, "Neither have you tasted my Jesus."

Have you tasted Jesus?

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)



There was this Christian who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again.

A man nearby told him to stop trying to save the scorpion that kept stinging him.

But the Christian said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"

Don't give up loving. Don't give up your goodness, even if people around you sting.

Cx :-)

Hello all

Rain and more rain..... when will it end?

Thanks Cynthia and Tabitha for sharing a much needed laughter post.

Vera, I hope that your hubby is on the mend now?
You two haven't had much luck recently.

Sending gentle hugs to all who feel low today x

Good morning :-)


Lol@ Tabitha. Good one! :-D :-D


Miserable day - storytime.

One Sunday morning during service, the large congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men shouted, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the large number there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said, “Okay Vicar, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!”

And the two men turned and walked out.


Cx :-)

By the way - one more for you joke book - Cynthia

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yes , well , this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?" queries Noah.

"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God, but let me get this right, You want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check."

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah,

"Dunno really", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark instead."

Good morning :-)

Lovely to see you again Tabitha - glad you have enjoyed the posts. Take care. <3

Miserable weather - story week!

Two little frogs were playing leapfrog in a barn and both wound up jumping into the farmer’s milk can. They swam around having fun for a little while, and then they tried to jump out. When they realized they were too far from the top and couldn't jump out, they kept swimming.

After what seemed like an eternity, one little frog grew tired and weak. All seemed hopeless, and he slowly went under, a few bubbles rose to the top, and he sank to the bottom.

The second little frog kept paddling and paddling and memories from his life passed before his eyes when he recalled his old preacher, Rev. Toad quoting Philippians 4:13, “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”

That gave him a boost. His little legs started paddling a little bit harder. Time passed, and nothing seemed to change until he noticed the milk was getting thicker. He started praying as his tired legs paddled a little harder. The more he paddled, the thicker the milk became until it turned into butter, and he could stand on the firm surface and jump out.

The moral of this story is “Just keep swimming.” Do not give up and sink to the bottom. When we think we are too tired, God knows how much strength we have left. Hang in there.

Cx :-)

Good morning all
When I need cheering up or support I can rely on this thread to do it.

Hope you OH is on the mend Vera & everyone is keeping well.

We feel blessed to have celebrated our 25th Wedding anniversary in June, just the two of us & had a lovely meal out, as 2nd time around for us both, Our Auntie & Uncle celebrate their 74th wedding anniversary this week. I don't always post but keep an eye on you all to see how things are. Things are ticking along, could be better but just thankful we are all well.

Best laugh I have had in a few weeks, its a really tonic. Hopefully the weather will be brighter but we did need the rain for our gardens.

Keep up the good work Cynthia. <3

Good morning :-)

On a miserable day like today, who doesn't appreciate a good story?

Story week

A Christian wrote a letter to the Editor of the local newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday.

"I've gone for 30 years now,” he wrote, “and, in that time, I have heard something like 3,000 sermons but, for the life of me, I can’t remember a single one of them. So, I think I’m wasting my time … and the clergy are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all.”

This started a real controversy in the “Letters to the Editor” column, much to the delight of the Editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher: “I’ve been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. but for the life of me, I cannot recall what the menu was for a single one of those meals. I do know this: they all nourished me and gave me strength. If my wife had not given me those meals, I would be dead today.”

That pretty much ended the discussion!

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)




The Collect (special prayer) for today:
Almighty Lord and everlasting God,
we beseech you to direct, sanctify and govern
both our hearts and bodies
in the ways of your laws
and the works of your commandments;
that through your most mighty protection, both here and ever,
we may be preserved in body and soul;
through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ,
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.


The Gospel reading from Matthew 13, tells the story of the Mustard Seed.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

Vera, I join with kandj in wishing your husband well. You must be thankful that despite missing the family gathering, he is recovering slowly. Please give him my love and I am glad he is feeling better. Take care of yourself and have another laugh today. <3


Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers. The first one says, “Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.”

“I'm very pleased to meet you,” replies the nun. “I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”

Brother Charles replied, “Well, I'm the fish friar.” She turned to the other Brother and says “Then you must be…?”

“Yes, you guessed it… I'm the chip monk.”

Psalm 126:2: “We were filled with laughter, and we sang for joy. And the other nations said, ‘What amazing things the Lord has done for them.’” :-)

Cx :-)

Thank you for your concern kandj. It is much appreciated. OH is improving gradually and I am sure he will be back to his old self in a few days. The organisation of the NHS might be in trouble but I am more than grateful to the wonderful staff and their God-given talents.

Sleep well tonight everyone. God bless

Hello all

Cynthia, thank you for the funny postings.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine for sure.

Vera, I'm so sorry that your OH is unwell and you both have to miss the family gathering in Yorkshire.
I hope he will pick up soon. You're having a bad time lately, so I hope things get better very soon.

:-D :-D :-D Lots of smiles this week and just what I needed. As the old saying goes laughter is the best medicine.

Without going into all the details our tale of woe continues. We are supposed to be on our way to Yorkshire to our son's where there is a big family gathering tomorrow (between 40 and 50 are expected) but OH became quite poorly yesterday evening and eventually I rang NHS111 who organized an ambulance. It arrived fairly quickly with paramedics on board and they stayed for over 2 hours. It was decided that OH didn't need hospitalising at that stage and thankfully he does seem a little better this morning. What would we all do without these wonderful medical people? We have a lot to be grateful for.

Worry over OH, disappointment at not seeing family as planned and having had no sleep at all last night meant I was quite down this morning; then I turned to this thread and laughed out loud at today's "funnies". Thank you Cynthia

Good morning :-)

Again, sometimes the old ones..................................... :-D


Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins

• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

• The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

• The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

• Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the vicar.

• Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

• The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Genesis 21:6
Sarah said, “God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.”


Cx :-)